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adjustment bar, bad innuendo, field mow, fieldwork, frozen, nuts and bolts, taylor pittsburgh mower deck
My bar needs adjusting. There, I needed to say that, just for laughs and giggles, and well because my bar really does need adjusting.
For those who just can’t get through the day without knowing, the adjustment bar helps with a mower deck’s angle of attack. You see, most folks tend to have the front of their deck too high in relation to the back. This will lead to backside dragging (a problem whether you’re a human or a machine), which results in blown out, abused, and otherwise perfectly trashed back panels. A little adjustment here, a little adjustment there, and before you know it, the front side has the most is the perfect pitch to the back and you get the most loveliest of mows.
At least that’s how it works in theory. In my reality, I adjusted too hard, cranked one too many times, which, as you can see by my ruts in the dirt, led to a not particularly aesthetic finish. Adding insult to injury, my nut froze to my bolt. The only solution: saw it in two.
I leave you to think about that for a bit…
I hate it when my nuts freeze to my bolt. 🙂
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HaHa
Yep, me too, Jim, me too…
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Utterly hilarious, this is a whole metaphor for life.
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Tabitha
If you think that’s a great metaphor, just wait until you see my similes and analogies…
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Should I give Wimbledon your number?? ;P
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Naomi
Yep, sure, why not, if you think it will help the cause…
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Poor nut!! xxx
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My Dear Mrs. MBS
I’ll say, poor nut, poor bolt, poor boy…
Ah yes, the joys and rigors of life on the farm, how will it ever end?
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